But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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