So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
