He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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