1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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