Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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