escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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