i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and she was petting her beer can
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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