Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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