She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
