Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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