My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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