We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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