All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
