yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
soo... how was my night?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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