this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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