I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
His nipple licking is glorious
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