That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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