I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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