Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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