someone get that fucking seahorse.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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