She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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