I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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