I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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