Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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