The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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