If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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