I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We have started to decorate penises.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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