Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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