with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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