As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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