Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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