I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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