we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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