I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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