i always forget guys have bellybuttons
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
whose parrot is this?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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