24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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