it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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