Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
zippers are such a cool invention
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Never joke about your clitoris.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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