The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
No stitches, just platelets and will power
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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