Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you traded sex for a burrito?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
