why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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