I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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