it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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