we have officially lost it.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Holy shit dude........stairs
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