Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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