I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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