what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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