Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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