haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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