Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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