ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He has the fingertips of a God
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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