have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
