Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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