I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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