just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I want to be your penis for a week.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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