Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she looked like the before picture.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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