I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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