scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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