Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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