Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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